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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

#62: Santa Jaws


Okay, I tried to write a synopsis for this, but I think the official one says it best;

Trying to survive the family Christmas, Cody makes a wish to be alone, which ends up backfiring when a shark manifests and kills his entire family.

Seriously. It's Krampus but a lot uglier and with a shark. I mean, it is a Syfy movie.

The acting is surprisingly not awful from the main character, but his uncle's wife is really hamming it up. Some parts are absolutely hilarious, and everyone's pretty aware that this is not to be taken seriously.

There's an eleventh-hour switcharoo that tries to make the comic book store owner the bad guy but you don't really know why, as if they couldn't just share the magical pen that bought the shark to life.


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